“So explain this to me again. We’re at a Lakers game?”
“Yes, Val.”
“They hail from the Land O’Lakes, I presume.”
“No, sir. It’s just the team name.”
“Yes, I know. It’s a great one.”
“I’m so excited to see what kind of games you can play with butter.”
“Sir, this is a basketball game.”
“What the fuck is that?”
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Oh, did I say that last video was of Val Kilmer? Whoops. Sometimes, you just can’t tell one tubby from the next.
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A FYFK! EXCLUSIVE: Val Kilmer spotted performing at a live concert.
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You know how Kanye started believing people when they told him he was a gay fish? Same must’ve happened for Val Kilmer with “beached whale.”
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(I am fully aware that he is a juror, but bare with me.)
If being fat and happy is a crime, Val Kilmer stands guilty as charged.
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Val Kilmer in “Flabby Road”
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The photo that started it all.
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“It’s unclear if he has been gaining this weight in order to simply defy Hollywood conventions or if he has some other motivation. He has always been one of the town’s bad boys so it’s certainly possible that he is rebelling but it could also just be that he really likes to eat.”Tracey Temple on Val Kilmer
(Source: scrapetv.com)
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So, you’re telling me this isn’t the title of a Val Kilmer biopic?
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